"I know we just had this Christmas but how many days are left before the next Christmas?"
With wrapping paper and Santa gifts scattered all over the house, lightning-fast thoughts of "holy shit - she has got to be kidding me" ran through my thoroughly exhausted brain. Despite my utter disbelief that this question was being asked, I was able to muster the calm response of,
"About 364 days are left before the NEXT Christmas."
"Is that a long time?" she asked.
"Yep, it's a pretty long time."
But I have a feeling it'll be here before I know it.
I better start cleaning up before the next onslaught.
It may very well take me 364 days to do it.