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Friday, December 19, 2008

And when I started taking off my shirt, he...

...wait.  I'm getting ahead of myself.  Let me back up.

It happens almost every day.  When I finally find some quiet time at some point of the day to escape, I will head up to the only refuge I need in this life...

...my shower.   

My shower simply rules.  You'd have to shower in it to know what I'm talking about.  

So on more than one occasion, my dude comes with me.  To join in on the fun, get all steamy...and smiley.

And every time he is with me, the same ritual occurs.  

He hangs out in the doorway as I undress.  The anticipation is almost too much for him.  He starts smiling from the moment I begin....and the grin grows with each article of clothing that is dropped to the floor. 

I always leave my top for last.  Just a habit I guess.  And he likes it that way. Because more than anything else, I can honestly say he's a boob man.

So as I start to lift off my shirt, he is staring at me so intensely I feel naked already.  I pause a bit self-consciously.  He starts making noises...a little laugh.  Could he be growling?  Yeah, sounds like a little growl.

And then when I actually slip my top off over my head, he lets out a full-on scream. And he actually points at my breasts with a devilish smile.  It's weird really.  How excited he gets.  He simply can't wait to get his mouth on them.

Is it normal for a dude to act this way?  



I wish the other dude in my life would display the same kind of enthusiasm. 

27 comments:

  1. That was positively wicked :)

    Are you the mysterious Lee F who's making some cow happy in India? :)

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  2. Awesome play on words. My little dudes used to do that to me all the time. My big dude is a butt man though...

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  3. I am such a mom - eff the dirty talk - I just really want to see what is so special about your shower! ;)

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  4. Ask yourself, have you ever known a guy that's not a boob man?

    I want one of those swings. I like swinging. The boy might too.

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  5. Whew! Lee!

    I loved it!

    He's a real mammary man
    Swinging in his bathroom land....

    heh heh

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  6. Alright Lee - you had me - you stinker! I was TOTALLY convinced that you finally went off the deep end with this blog of yours! :) You are amazing, my friend - very funny. Love that little Destructo smile - he's the stinker actually...

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  7. You got me too! I think your new career could be writing for The Young and the Restless ...

    Loved it.

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  8. Yes - boob infatuation - cradle to the grave.

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  9. Oh man...I know EXACTLY how he feels..sigh.

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  10. That was damn funny! you're good. (You DO know that your days of privacy are OVER for a long, long time. right???)

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  11. hilarious.
    i was never going to be able to look V the same way again.
    now, i'm not sure if i can look at Detstructo the same way! haha.

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  12. whoops...look at all those typos! sorry! can i blame my keyboard? it's been a little wierd lately.

    anyways, i'm "anon" because this will never let me sign on! but it's me, erin. : )

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  13. That was very funny! As my little dude sits grabbing by leg, and my big dude sits... watching sports center. And whose fault is it that the love life is not, let's say, stellar???!!!!

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  14. So I want to know what's so great about your shower...we already know about your tub!
    Great post!! I even made my hubby read & he laughed..Don't know if he appreciated it the same way but none the less he "got" it!! Our oldest is a healthy 7 year old now who nursed for over a year...I had to call it quits sooo yeah men will be men from birth on up!

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  15. That is too funny!! Definitely a boy!!

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  16. Ahhh, that was sweet. Definitely not what I was expecting.

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  17. You had me fooled! I had caught a glimpse of the pictures of your little dude before I was done reading your post. I was thinking, 'Where does he fit in this scheme of events?' Good one.

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